I’m sick of rap songs telling me what to do… “Bend over! Slap your ass, girl! Drop it like it’s hot!” Yeah, I’m gonna write a song back and be like, “Boooooy, brush your teeth! Yeah boy. Bump that jacket off your back. I’m fucking cold as shit.”

(Source: sea-hag, via fuckyeahparksandrecreation)

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    i had to re-read that in Selle’s voice XD

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    for some odd reason this made me think of Selle.

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